Wednesday, December 31, 2008

I'm So Sorry

Dear Liver(Again),

I'm sorry, this is the last time I'll mistreat you this year.

I promise.

Your buddy,
Juan

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Now playing: N*E*R*D - Everyone Nose (All The Girls Standing In The Line For The Bathroom) (Remix) (Bonus Track)
via FoxyTunes

Friday, December 26, 2008

!@#&#$@%




Co-worker dropped my phone, luckily it's getting fully reimbursed. But for about ten minutes I felt like Steve Carell in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" when he was getting his chest waxed.

Kelly Clarkson!!

Not going to lie, it does look like a pretty cool design if you turn your head 48.4 degrees in either direction.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Food High




Laugh out loud.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Gloom

This weather sucks and my job has no heating, hooray! But before work I took my camera out and took a couple of shots with my P&S in black and white save for one picture.

Enjoy and comment.

L'auto.


L'auto again.


This isn't a real temperature.


What it should be everyday.


Probably how a lot of people felt about the weather.


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Now playing: The Mars Volta - L'Via L'Viaquez
via FoxyTunes

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

LOL.

From now on most blogs involving funny comics will involve that title you see above.


Off Guard

Since I purchased a new PC I figured I'd new a set of headphones so I don't wake the house at night.

I also asked my little brother to order a new clutch slave cylinder for my automobile.

So I decided to go to the Circuit City at the mall he works at. Two birds, one stone(that needs to be a movie title).

So as I'm walking towards CC I get on my phone to tell my younger sibling I'm in the area I get approached by a guy with a Fruit Roll-up box and says, "Want a Fruit Roll-up? Here you go." One has to be mad to pass up Fruit Roll-up, so he says, "Donation would be welcome, 3 for $5."

Got 'em.

Note to self: Don't use phone in public, might purchase Brooklyn Bridge.


To end on a good note, yesterday I purchased a wallet so G that it has been banned in thirty-two states and five U.S. Territories.



See me in the streets.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

I forgot

That I could just emaily entries and show off my exclusive phone
signature son.

I also forgot to add that on Monday I'll be a PC user again! After a
seven month hiatus I can breathe a sigh of relief. Everyday I'd stare
out my window contemplating if it's worth jumping out of a two-story
window. But now I can live again!!

Jeez I sound like one of those before and after testimonies from a
corny infomercial.

I need a life.

Sent from my iPhone 4G.

Fuck

It's cold out.

P.S. No heat at work. Awesome.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Turn signal

When did it become the driver-behind-you-speed-up-aggresively signal?
I never got the memo.

Sent from my iPhone 4G.

Monday, November 24, 2008

LOL.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Jesus...

I suck at maintaining this blog.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Stab City

I dunno.

Song kind of describes(a part of) me.

Well not the whole song, just this part...

Somtimes I wish this city would
sink in the sea
'cause even when I find love it's fake
and everything I want to touch
would break

::insert cliché life/music comment here::

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Still Breathin'

Survived what my friend called, "My Third Annual 21st Birthday Celebration." Over 200 pics were taken but I don't have PC to upload them, but I'll try to include them in a later post.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

The Mars Volta

Holy Shit!! two entries, one day. The Pacific just parted.

Anywho back to the title, I'm finally going to see them live the fourteenth of Sept. up in Boston(thanks to my boy Syck). I dropped the ball back in January when they were in town. But thanks to a text and impulse thinking I'll be leaving NY for that weekend to rock out with one of my favorite bands.

Birthday Weekend

Dear Liver,

I'm sorry.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

METS

SUCK

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Que Malo

I woke up this morning saying to myself, "Juan, you're wearing a hat today". It had been about two weeks since i last donned one.

Of course I wore my Cincinatti fitted earlier today. Of course the Yankee play the Reds this weekend so let me just jinx them, why not?

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Why?

Are most of my blog titles song names?

Monday, June 16, 2008

Computer Love

Still computerless and I think I'm going to crack. PS3 browser is a POS and my phone is crapping out. And the other day I had a dream with nothing but ones and zeroes.

Against All Odds...No Phil Collins

If you know me but don't know me then this'll be news to you.

Back in January I had sugery to remove a swollen nymph node in my neck. Turned out that it was a cancerous tumor and I was diagnosed with Hodgkin's Lymphoma.

Luckily luck was on my side and it turned out that I was in a small percentage were the cancer didn't and won't spread to any other parts of my body.

So after my latest PET/CT scan, my body is now completely cancer free and after a five month promise I made to myself to not drink and eat better, I'll still be doing one those at least. =)

Friday, May 30, 2008

How Come

No one told me Black & White cookies were like taking a bite into perfection?

Thursday, May 22, 2008

SMH

@ the Yankees, after embarrassing loses to the New York Mess(which I witnessed live, no pics due to being computerless) and the Baltimore Orioles, they finally won a game.


Nothing too fascinating has happened since my last update so i'll leave on that note.

Friday, May 9, 2008

No Mas

So I sold my laptop today after months of ranting about so I'll be computerless for a couple of weeks.

This doesn't mean the blogging will end I still have a good phone with web access.

Anywho nothing spectacular to talk about this week, hopefully the weekend will change that.

With that being said I bid you all adeiu until next time....probably five weeks from now haha.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Hey There

For all three to six readers who've probably missed my writing I need to apologize again and again for my lack of posts. I'll give you a rundown since 4/20 I guess. This also means I didn't just float up and stay in the sky.

I went to the beach during that week to enjoy the beautiful weather that was given to us that week but after taking a friend home because she had things to do later my friend and I went back to the beach to meet up with the other friends that were there but there was a fire =\ in the woods next to the beach. Didn't know I lived in Cali all of a sudden.

Next fun activity was another Mets game, no I did not purchase the tickets my friend who got them from a friend and couldn't use them. He called my other friend first who's the real Mets whore but he didn't wake up so he called me knowing I am a fan of the sport of beisbol as well. I eventually ended up going with the Mets fan(Mets Suck). The Mets won unfortunately largely due to a terrible performance from John Smoltz. I have pics of the game on my phone cam but the quality is terrible since it was an overcast day.

My weekend sucked that week....end, mainly because I actually stayed home Fri./Sat. night. I felt like Cal Ripken when he finally took that day off against the Yankees to end the streak.


Last week you can say was average no activities just stickball in the park as my friends and I have been doing since baseball season started. Also even go a nice game of softball going 2-4(:hat). We are some weird bastards, it's like we think we're Deion Sanders. Fall = Football, Spring = Baseball.


This weekend I did go out but I was some what reluctant since I didn't get a chance to braid my hair because MY CAR DECIDES TO BREAK DOWN 2 BLOCKS AWAY FROM THE PLACE!!!!!!. So I said F it and looked like my head didn't get the memo thirty years ago. But after leaving the cleanest and I mean cleanest mens bathroom in bar history the wig sparked a conversation with a lovely lady who was diggin' it(damn right) but unfortunately that was cut short due to pushy friends wanting to get out of the place because I have become the town DD since I have stopped drinking. As much as I miss the drinkage I have come to enjoy seeing others in their drunken stupors. As I am walking to a diner I tell my friend I feel like a babysitter watching all these drunks(friends I was driving) in action, she complains that she isn't drunk at all after having seven beers I go to high-five her and after a big swing and miss from her defrauded her sober comments and led me to laugh to myself for a while.


So there you have it my last 2 weeks in a nutshell. I'll try to start writing about the rest of the shit in my life, like music, thoughts, and other life shit.



P.S. I'm Going to see Bloc Party on either Aug. 6th or 7th at Webster Hall. Can't wait to see them again in action, just need to get my lazy brother to purchase those tickets already!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Quatro Viente

=)

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Baseball Fever!

So another week passes by and another baseball game. This time I headed to Shea Stadium as the Mets hosted the Brewers on a nice Saturday Afternoon. I of course detest the Mets and I have made it a tradition somehow to make sure that every time I'm at Shea I'll either wear a Yankee fitted or the opposing teams fitted if I have it. Luckily I am a proud owner of a Milwaukee Brewers fitted cap. I enjoyed the game, I get heckled a couple of times due to my choice of headwear but that didn't stop any "Lets Go Brewers" chants from me.


Didn't take my cam with me since I'm not really much of a Met fan to take pics of their stadium but I did snap some shots with my phone cam.


Representin'



Shiti...err CitiField



Pic of the infield, hopefully Sheets got the guy out



The only thing I don't hate about the Mets, is their lovable mascot Mr. Met

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Untitled

I really don't show much emotion
on the outside so I guess writing
about it will help me cope.


I just feel like someone put a blind-
fold on me and spun me around in a
chair and has let the chair spin for
a few hours.

Now I'm just sitting here but I have no
idea what's what. I'm worried and I just
want everything to stop spinning, but the
dizziness won't go away and its been a
while since the chair stopped.

All I want is for this blindfold to be
taken off and for everything to go back
to normal.

Monday, April 7, 2008

What a Weekend

So far this has been one of the longest weekends of my life and thank goodness it has finally ended.

Friday night out at the bar until 4AM.

Wake up at 11AM to go get a long overdue shape up.

Played a game of stickball until 7. (Hit a HR, second of the stickball season :hat)

Went out to WP and went to 2 bars, get home at 5AM, realizing I don't have my keys, I'm stuck outside my house for 2 hours when my mother finally wakes up and opens the door.

Wake up at 10AM to pick up a friend from WP and go to the game.

Season Calendar Day. :hat

Yankees win. :hat

Then had to head to my aunts house.

Got home at 11PM

12 hours of sleep.

Get woken up by my friend who is watching the replay of the game tells me we were on TV. :hat

A scavenger hunt ensues and it turns out MLB.com archives all the games.

Being on TV for the second to last pitch of the game. :hat.

Jankees Estadium > all


And what kind of blog would this be without any pics, of the game of course.


Calendario



Some guy getting some trivia question right.



ASG.



Just a peek.



The footwear.



TV time.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

2008 Bunch of Hot Cars Show

So last Thursday a couple of friends and I went to the 2008 New York International Auto Show to see all the new automobiles for the rest of 2008 and beyond. It was my first time there since 2003, so I was a bit anxious to see some of these new cars in person.

Enough blabbering so here are the pics. If you want to see more go here.








One of my favorite cars there, a Mazda Concept.






Bumblebee from the Transformers movie.








Bonus pic of my room pre-clean up. Mucho Sneakers =)

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Take the S out of Slackin' and now you Lackin'

Yes I know i made a promise and haven't delivered(see: 2007-2008 New York Knicks) any new pics, but I have good news and they have finally been uploaded to the desktop and will soon be on my PB account and on this blog so be on the look out for a plastic BMW soon.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

SMH @ myself

For those that don't know, SMH = shaking my head.



And now I'd like to take this time and apologize to all the four to five people who probably look at my blog and wonder why it hasn't been updated in over month. To put it all in a nutshell, I'm a lazy sack of crap.


Now that I have that out of the way, in the next couple of days I'll be posting a few pics and stories that occurred during the month I didn't post. Things such as my car getting saran wrapped, going to the Union Sq. pillow fight and other shit in between.

Unfortunately I lost a picture a lady drew of me on a napkin in her drunk and pill-laden stupor.




So be on the lookout. I'm coming back like (insert pop-culture reference here).

Saturday, February 16, 2008

no words...

Just pics.....


OK, maybe a few words.






On the bus...heading to a doctors appointment.


Candle wick in the living room.


Picture my friend took of my car with his cam.
Some jerk ruined the pic by standing in the background


Took this picture of my friends car with his cam.


Nike Alpha Project.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

got a new cam fam

No Cam'Ron.


So I went to CC today and copped a new digi. Yea it's a point-and-shoot but I don't have SLR money so I'm happy with my purchase and got a Sony for a good deal.

So after 4.5 hours of battery charging(yea 4.5 hours) I finally get to test the thing out and the thing takes some pretty good pictures up close. I haven't taken any long distance pics yet but I hope they're just as good.

Anywho here's some pics that I took during work, my automobile in the parking lot and a self-potrait.


Oh by the way, Happy Valentines Day. My opinion is on the label for this post =).














Wednesday, February 13, 2008

why why why why

So I figured since I started blogging, why don't I start using my camera again to take pics of the weird shit that I see or do during the day. I started with taking random shots of my air freshener because the thing looks like a pothead after smoking. I didn't really take pics in between because I was working, therefore I waited to get out to take some night time pics of my car in the public parking lot and other assorted randomness I can see. I take a few pics and suddenly I get a format error screen on the cam, so I said F it and went home.


Turns out the memory stick crapped out on me.



ARGGGHHH!!!


This is kind of like a blessing in disguise I guess because I have an old camera which takes excellent pics but nothing to save it on now. So I think I'll just buy myself a new camera sometime this week. Yes I can just get a new memory stick but I just got paid to day so I'll make it rain in Circuit City in a couple of days.


Now I'm off to play some dominoes, straight dominican status.


::takes socks off, puts shoes back on::

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

some music survey

So I took this from some lame bloggers blog(wunmic.blogspot.com) and decided to do add this to my blog as well. It's some 20 question music survey.

1. What's the first Record/CD you bought? Busta Rhymes - When Disaster Strikes

2. What's the Record/CD you've listened to the most since the day you were
born? Jay-Z - The Blueptint

3. What Record/CD has changed and influenced your life the most? Bloc Party - Silent Alarm

4. What's the number one song you want to play for the person you love?
Dime Si Te Gusto - Aventura

5. Which song would you want your girlfriend/boyfriend to sing/play for
you? (this question altered to include 'play' for those who can't sing)
This Luv - Donnell Jones

6. Which album do you secretly love, but don't want anyone to know about?
Madonna - Confessions On A Dancefloor....=X

7. Which song do you always hum and can't get out of your head?
Lately, Illyena - The Mars Volta

8. What song have you listened to the most in 2007?
Superheroes - Daft Punk

9. What's your favorite CD/Album cover art of all time?
N.W.A. - N.W.A. & The Posse, that group pic is so cool, I've always wanted to take a pic with my friends like that

10. When you want to get to know someone you just met, what album would you
play? Whatever I happen to be listening to, it'll usually get questioned and can strike up conversation.

11. Which Track always makes you cry?
None really, but Jay-Z - Where Have You Been hits me hard

12. Which track always makes you want to dance?
I have no rhythm but anything I can two-step to. I have to agree with Mo on this one

13. Which record shop do you stop by the most?
Best Buy, Circuit City

14. What CD/Record shocked you/blew your mind the most?
The Mars Volta - De-Loused In The Comatorium

15. What's your favorite Record/CD of all time?
I have a bunch of favorites

16. What song do you associate with your first love?
Just Friends - Musiq, how I felt when I met her

17. What song do you associate with your ex? (pick the one that left the
strongest impression ­ no lists) Bitches & Sisters - Jay-Z, not really the song in general but at the end of the song when the "Biiiiitch" sample keeps getting played

18. What song makes you happy whenever you hear it?
Lately whatever song comes on while playing We <3>

19. What song/album are you dying to find (or went through hell to get)?
None in particular

20. What's a song/album you remember that no one else seems to? Steal My Sunshine - Len, no one seems to remember it until I foolishly start to sing it, maybe it's a tactic to make me look like a fool.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

18-1


Probably the single greatest moment in my sports life in the past 7 years, the New York Football Giants are world champs. I'm still in awe about this, a team that wasn't supposed to do anything shocked the world. Yes I sound like a generic sports reporter but, damn that was a great game, I pretty much didn't sit for the last 5 min. of the game.



F Boston, F New England, F Gillette Stadium, F Foxboro, F The Pats.


We're the champs bitches!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Finally Got Around To It!

Well I finally got around to making one of these things.
I kind of did it on the fly so I won't start filling it up
with nonsense just yet. Just be on the lookout bitches!