I'm So Sorry

Dear Liver(Again),

I'm sorry, this is the last time I'll mistreat you this year.

I promise.

Your buddy,
Juan

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Now playing: N*E*R*D - Everyone Nose (All The Girls Standing In The Line For The Bathroom) (Remix) (Bonus Track)
via FoxyTunes

!@#&#$@%

Co-worker dropped my phone, luckily it's getting fully reimbursed. But for about ten minutes I felt like Steve Carell in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" when he was getting his chest waxed.

Kelly Clarkson!!

Not going to lie, it does look like a pretty cool design if you turn your head 48.4 degrees in either direction.

Food High

Laugh out loud.

Gloom

This weather sucks and my job has no heating, hooray! But before work I took my camera out and took a couple of shots with my P&S in black and white save for one picture.

Enjoy and comment.

L'auto.


L'auto again.


This isn't a real temperature.


What it should be everyday.


Probably how a lot of people felt about the weather.


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Now playing: The Mars Volta - L'Via L'Viaquez
via FoxyTunes

LOL.

From now on most blogs involving funny comics will involve that title you see above.

Off Guard

Since I purchased a new PC I figured I'd new a set of headphones so I don't wake the house at night.

I also asked my little brother to order a new clutch slave cylinder for my automobile.

So I decided to go to the Circuit City at the mall he works at. Two birds, one stone(that needs to be a movie title).

So as I'm walking towards CC I get on my phone to tell my younger sibling I'm in the area I get approached by a guy with a Fruit Roll-up box and says, "Want a Fruit Roll-up? Here you go." One has to be mad to pass up Fruit Roll-up, so he says, "Donation would be welcome, 3 for $5."

Got 'em.

Note to self: Don't use phone in public, might purchase Brooklyn Bridge.


To end on a good note, yesterday I purchased a wallet so G that it has been banned in thirty-two states and five U.S. Territories.



See me in the streets.

I forgot

That I could just emaily entries and show off my exclusive phone
signature son.

I also forgot to add that on Monday I'll be a PC user again! After a
seven month hiatus I can breathe a sigh of relief. Everyday I'd stare
out my window contemplating if it's worth jumping out of a two-story
window. But now I can live again!!

Jeez I sound like one of those before and after testimonies from a
corny infomercial.

I need a life.

Sent from my iPhone 4G.

Fuck

It's cold out.

P.S. No heat at work. Awesome.

Turn signal

When did it become the driver-behind-you-speed-up-aggresively signal?
I never got the memo.

Sent from my iPhone 4G.