LOL.

From now on most blogs involving funny comics will involve that title you see above.

Off Guard

Since I purchased a new PC I figured I'd new a set of headphones so I don't wake the house at night.

I also asked my little brother to order a new clutch slave cylinder for my automobile.

So I decided to go to the Circuit City at the mall he works at. Two birds, one stone(that needs to be a movie title).

So as I'm walking towards CC I get on my phone to tell my younger sibling I'm in the area I get approached by a guy with a Fruit Roll-up box and says, "Want a Fruit Roll-up? Here you go." One has to be mad to pass up Fruit Roll-up, so he says, "Donation would be welcome, 3 for $5."

Got 'em.

Note to self: Don't use phone in public, might purchase Brooklyn Bridge.


To end on a good note, yesterday I purchased a wallet so G that it has been banned in thirty-two states and five U.S. Territories.



See me in the streets.

I forgot

That I could just emaily entries and show off my exclusive phone
signature son.

I also forgot to add that on Monday I'll be a PC user again! After a
seven month hiatus I can breathe a sigh of relief. Everyday I'd stare
out my window contemplating if it's worth jumping out of a two-story
window. But now I can live again!!

Jeez I sound like one of those before and after testimonies from a
corny infomercial.

I need a life.

Sent from my iPhone 4G.

Fuck

It's cold out.

P.S. No heat at work. Awesome.

Turn signal

When did it become the driver-behind-you-speed-up-aggresively signal?
I never got the memo.

Sent from my iPhone 4G.

LOL.

Jesus...

I suck at maintaining this blog.

Stab City

I dunno.

Song kind of describes(a part of) me.

Well not the whole song, just this part...

Somtimes I wish this city would
sink in the sea
'cause even when I find love it's fake
and everything I want to touch
would break

::insert cliché life/music comment here::